Things you can do in New York City...

1. Get invited to go home with drunk 57 year old man named Richard. He lives right above the beauty shop and he only has 10 kids.

2. Travel on the A train during rush hour and hold on to the coat of the lady in front of you that you just met so you don't fall over because there is no way you will be able to reach a bar to hold on to.

3. Lose Hollie and the pastor's son on the subway on the way to Queens. Hollie knows what to do if you get separated on the subway, but she will let Hogan talk her in to getting on the next train anyway. This train will happen to be the train that the rest of the group just got off of in order to look for Hollie and Hogan---that is how the rules work and Hollie will not follow the rules.

4. Get bruises from not "standing clear of the closing doors" on the subway because they started closing before anybody had a chance to get on the train. It's fun, you should try it.

5. Buy a $10 duffel bag in Chinatown so you can avoid having to pay another $25 on the way home because your bag weighs 6 pounds over the limit. Both bags combined on the way home will not add up to as much as your one bag weighed on the way there even though you are now carrying 3 more pairs of shoes, 2 extra T-shirts, and a toy bus for one of the kids you babysit.

And this is only a sampling of the things you can do.